You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
