dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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