The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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