Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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