very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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