Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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