she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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