I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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