She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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