i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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