Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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