i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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