Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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