none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Another day, another engagement, another cat
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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