And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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