the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
My hand turned me down
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
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I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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