as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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