Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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