i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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