my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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