You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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