You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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