Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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