So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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