Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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