I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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