He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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