I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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