Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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