We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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