i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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