The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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