The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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