Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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