she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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