Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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