how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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