Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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