I must be too annoying 4 u.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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