My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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