He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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