Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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