Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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