i think i have herpe
just one?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
