my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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