is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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