Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He felt like a one man threesome
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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