I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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