Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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