i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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