I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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