I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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