My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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