She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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