I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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