Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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